Tuesday 15 February 2011

Star Jelly


A few weeks ago I read an article about star jelly - a mysterious translucent gunk that appears randomly around Britain in the early months of the year. And today, along quiet paths with young Finn, I found some. It was glopped on a moss-covered fallen tree, big blobby lumps of the stuff, pearly and milky, each blob with a single black pupil, grapey clusters of skinless eyeballs.

There are lots of theories about what star jelly is and where it comes from. Slime mold, alien gunk deposited by meteorites, a jellified excretion of some sort from sheep or deer, heron spit ....

I'm pretty confident that this is frog spawn, though - ripped from its mother's body by some predator and discarded because it tastes too foul to eat (I'm guessing that bit - I didn't taste it). There are lots of creatures round here that will eat frogs: foxes, mink, buzzards. Given where I found the star jelly, my guess would be buzzard.

Tuesday 25 January 2011

Dogplay



Blue-black to the west and dirty orange to the east where the sub-horizon sun leeches darkness from the sky. A car kerb-crawls up and there’s D. grinning groggily out at me. D.'s a CID officer, a competition gun dog trainer, an insomniac like me. He’s got a rugby-Sunday hangover, voice like gritty mud. “Get some sleep, D.,” I say.

Walk past the tent pitched under the Scots pines. A homeless guy has lived there since November, thin skin of red nylon between him and the frost. He’s in his thirties, movie star good looks under a wild beard, dresses like a warrior from a dystopian future. Sometimes he sits crosslegged on the grass, watching the moon inch northwards. Not this morning though.

Out on the fields there’s torchlight travelling this way, that way, back again. My pup’s hackles lift like a shark fin between his shoulder blades. He rumbles at the distant light, scouts out and takes up position until I tell him easy now, stand down. Then A. comes along the dirt track, Clint Eastwood silhouette in her driza-bone and slouch hat, her huge hound charging out of the shadows, a grin of dagger teeth, a rolling eye. We walk along together and the dogs wrestle and chase.

All the while, the flashlight moving like a will-o’-the-wisp near the treeline until we reach it and it’s a man, playing the beam back and forth over the grass. He’s lost his keys, he says. Car keys, house keys. Been searching an hour already. He’s cold, tired. We’ll keep an eye out for them, we say, and he moves off towards the cricket pitch, still searching.

Now there are more people out: men hunched under heavy coats, trudging a circuit with a Labrador or collie; runners in spring-loaded trainers, all black and day-glo lycra; a nightworker pedalling home on a clattery old bike. The whippet people all arrive at once and suddenly there’s a chase on, blurs streaking in huge circles, a glimpse of spindly leg, a lash of tail, arrowhead faces.

It’s half light now, soft and grey. Over by the old railway siding, a fox pauses, watches, then slips away into bramble tangle and thorn. We head home. The man with the flashlight is still searching, temporarily locked out of his life. In the tent under the Scots pines, the homeless man sleeps in for once, no keys to lose or find, and I wonder what his story is.

Sunday 23 January 2011

Duck Butts


Forest Farm isn't quite outside the city. On three sides, there's housing and on the fourth there's a busy bypass. In between: a few fields, a small swampy woodland, the last remaining stretch of the old Glamorganshire Canal, a steep slope of woodland and beyond that a disused railway line. The old railway line is the only place I've ever seen earthstars - ten or more of them, leathery spheres nested on a pale starfish of petals. 

Along the canal, there are ducks, moorhens, coots. If you're lucky, a glimpse of electric blue: a kingfisher sparking over the water. There are mink here too. Once we sat for ten minutes, watching one swim across the canal and back again, over and over until at last it came up on to the path, shook the water from its dense fur and rippled away into the undergrowth. 


It's a brown, muddy place in January. The swampy ground on the other side of the canal path was frozen, a strange primeval landscape of ice broken by reeds, fallen boughs, trees, tiny islands of coarse grass.

On our way back we spotted a shy moorhen picking her way along under the overhang on the opposite bank.